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improvident lackwit: When You Could Have Said, “Peepee-Soaked Heckhole”

From John Gruber, we get a discussion on using Greasemonkey to uncensor the Internet. This reminded me of the offense that a prison officer took to Sideshow Bob’s characterization of the jail in his parole hearing:

Lawyer: Robert, if released, would you pose any threat to one Bart Simpson?
Sideshow Bob: [barely in control] Bart Simpson? Ha! The spirited little scamp who twice foiled my evil schemes and [maliciously] sent me to this dank, urine-soaked hellhole?
Officer: Uh, we object to the term “urine-soaked hellhole” when you could have said, “peepee-soaked heckhole”.
Sideshow Bob: Cheerfully withdrawn.

(via Richard Eriksson aggregator)