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Freakin’ Hilarious Simpsons References That Eye On Springfield Hasn’t Covered Yet But Totally Would Have Already If I Were “Writing” For It

• “Damn hell ass kings.”
• “By the way, I’m aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it.  So don’t bother pointing that out.”
• “If I had a girlfriend, she’d kill me.” [Oh so close.]
• “Behind these doors, a federal judge will ladle out steaming bowls of rich, creamy justice in a case the media have dubbed ‘Beat-Up Waiter.’ This reporter suggested ‘Waitergate’, but was howled down at the press club.”

Still proud of my blog, improvident lackwit, which has a different approach than Eye On Springfield. Mine finds life imitating The Simpsons where EoS simply (and elegantly) points out why The Simpsons was so great when it was actually funny.